I don’t twitter, tweet, twat… whatever it is you call someone that uses twitter. That being said, I found this link on Robert Sawyers blog, and it’s pretty darn good:
A 29 year old son lives with his 70+ Dad. His twitter page is all about things his Dad says. I’ll tell ya, his Dad is funny and wise.
“We didn’t have a prom. Dancing wasn’t allowed…What’s Footloose?…That’s the plot of the movie? That sounds like a pile of shit.”
“Remember how you used to make fun of me for being bald?…No, I’m not gonna make a joke. I’ll let your mirror do that.”
“Just pay the parking ticket. Don’t be so outraged. You’re not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked.”